31 Funny Memes Exclusively for First-Time Parents (February 4, 2023)

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Kim Cohen
Feb 4, 2024 6:00 PM EST

To all the first time parents out there desperately in need of a good laugh this week, we're pleased to let you know that we're back with the best bunch of memes that will help you do just that.

If you need to have a laugh at the reality of being new parents, then you've come to the right place. From babies puking up all the milk you pumped, to becoming a loyal member of team no sleep, to dirty diapers and everything in between - there's something here every single new mom and dad will relate to.

So sit back and take a break for a minute or two and enjoy your new title of mom and dad. Parenthood is where the sleep is scarce but the laughs are plenty, and we're here to keep the smile on your face and remind you to hang in there, first-time parents because honestly, you're doing great! Enjoy!

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  • 01
    When you finally fall asleep and then hear your baby cry
    via realtoughdad
  • 02
    My baby after feeding them all the milk I have
    via deathbydiapers
  • 03
    My face when someone tells me that their breastfeeding journey was easy and their kid latched straight away
    via realtoughdad
  • 04
    when someone complains that their baby napped for 3 hours You mock my pain!
    via realtoughdad
  • 05
    Pregnant wife: "Get whatever baby monitor you think is best, I trust your judgement." Me:
    via realtoughdad
  • 06
    when you're five snacks, three bottles of milk, eight stories, and three hours deep into bedtime and your kid is STILL not asleep NOW YOU WILL GO TO SLEEP, OR I WILL PUT YOU TO SLEEP.
    via realtoughdad
  • 07
    TIME CHANGE: I'M GONNA YOUR SLEEP SCHEDULE MY NEWBORN: HOLD MY BEER
    via snarkandlemons
  • 08
    WHEN A NON-PARENT TRIES TO TELL ME BEDTIME ROUTINES ARE FLEXIBLE NOT IN THIS HOUSE!
    via snarkandlemons
  • 09
    THE LOOK I GIVE MY HUSBAND WHEN HE SAYS HE'S GOING TO TAKE A NAP, YET I'M THE ONE THAT HAS BEEN UP SINCE 4:30AM
    via snarkandlemons
  • 10
    When ur a baby seeing the world for the first time and everything is fascinating MOLESKINE Magnifief
    via deathbydiapers
  • 11
    New parents preparing to deal with their first blowout SPED THATES piz
    via deathbydiapers
  • 12
    When you open your baby's swaddle
    via deathbydiapers
  • 13
    That first newborn dirty diaper
    via deathbydiapers
  • 14
    I'm so sorry but this is the face moms make right when their baby is born GREGOR WOR コース
    via deathbydiapers
  • 15
    When someone asks when I'll be pregnant again
    via spicydisastermama
  • 16
    Can we promise to be extra forgiving to the pandemic toddlers AND their parents in public
    via spicydisastermama
  • 17
    Them: Are you doing okay? Me: Yeah, I'm fine!
    via spicydisastermama
  • 18
    Phone: Your storage is full. Me: *Looks at 5,359 identical pictures of my baby* No I need all these.
    via spicydisastermama
  • 19
    When you take out your recycling and your neighbors notice it's all empty wine bottles and diaper boxes.
    via spicydisastermama
  • 20
    When another parent tells you that their kid slept through the night at 3 months GIF LITTLE RAMATIC Please stop talking.
    via spicydisastermama
  • 21
    When your childless coworker is complaining about being exhausted from staying up late binging a new series when you were up all night with a sick kid
    via spicydisastermama
  • 22
    When I hear my husband discuss how little sleep he got the first year of parenthood D Ó MHMM..MKAY
    via spicydisastermama
  • 23
    When I have to cough while laying next to my sleeping child but I'd rather choke on my own spit than wake them up SPICYDISASTERMAMA
    via spicydisastermama
  • 24
    When someone without kids complains that their dog woke them up at 5am and it's "just like they have a baby"
    via cynicalparent
  • 25
    Those first few weeks with a newborn where you're sleeping in 45 minute increments ALL RIGHT, OBVIOUSLY WE ALL WANT TO DIE, BUT WE HAVE TO GET THROUGH THIS.
    via cynicalparent
  • 26
    THAT FIRST TIME YOU GO OUT OF TOWN AFTER HAVING A BABY...
    via momsconfession
  • 27
    New born: *starts crying* My :
    via momsconfession
  • 28
    Medical Professionals: “Humans need 7-8 hours of sleep to function and be healthy." Moms: "LOL"
    via momsconfession
  • 29
    When you've been with your family 24/7 and need 5 minutes alone so you don't lose your
    via sixfootcandy
  • 30
    When your constipated baby poops after days
    via songsofmotherhood
  • 31
    Me after having kids ILEAK ON MY BOTTOM BUT I'M VERY ATTRACTIVE
    via oneawkwardmom

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